Saturday 20 July 2024

Flip the bird

Do you know the History of the Middle Finger?

Well now, here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to share with my intelligent friends in the hopes that they too will feel blessed in having gained more knowledge. This directly applies to an erroneous account surrounding the universally recognized symbol of displeasure that made another few laps of social media recently. 

History is way more fun when you know more fun facts about it, don’t you agree?

According to SNOPES (CLICK), the go-to spot for debunking things that seem not quite right, "The oft shared premise that the origins of the one-finger gesture and its associated 4-letter word that begins with F had its roots in the 1415 battle between French and English forces at Agincourt is simple enough to debunk. The insulting gesture of extending one's middle finger originated long before the Battle of Agincourt."

Not familiar with the insinuation that the French created the infamous single-finger salute?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew'), Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!

Over the decades Americans have since changed up the words , the 'pluck yew' is now "f**K you" and the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.' And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.

Again, according to SNOPES ... and caution: Verbosity ahead!

The precise etymology of the English word F__K is still a matter of debate, it is linguistically nonsensical to maintain that that word entered the language because the "difficult consonant cluster at the beginning" of the phase 'pluck yew' has "gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'f.'" A labiodental fricative was no less "difficult" for Middle English speakers to pronounce than the aspirated bilabial stop/voiceless lateral combination of 'pl' that the fricative supposedly changed into, nor are there any other examples of such a pronunciation shift occurring in English.

Did you get all of that? Basically, the notion that F__K came about as an inability to speak another language effectively is, for lack of a better term, BUNK!

And for a variety of reasons, it made no military sense whatsoever for the French to capture English archers, then mutilate them by cutting off their fingers. Medieval warriors didn't take prisoners because by doing so they were observing a moral code that dictated opponents who had laid down their arms and ceased fighting must be treated humanely, but because they knew high-ranking captives were valuable property that could be ransomed for money. The ransoming of prisoners was the only way for medieval soldiers to make a quick fortune, and so they seized every available opportunity to capture opponents who could be exchanged for handsome prices. Since bowman were not valuable prisoners, though, they stood outside the chivalric system and were considered the social inferiors of men-at-arms. There was no monetary reward to be obtained by capturing them, nor was there any glory to be won by defeating them in battle. What would be the purpose of taking archers captive, cutting off their fingers, and then executing them? Why not simply kill them outright in the first place? Even if archers whose middle fingers had been amputated could no longer effectively use their bows, they were still capable of wielding mallets, battle axes, swords, lances, daggers, maces, and other weapons, as archers typically did when the opponents closed ranks with them and the fighting became hand-to-hand.

All of that makes perfect sense to me!

Whether you call it 'the finger', 'the bird', or 'the one finger salute', the universal sign meaning “F__k you”  it is undeniable that there’s an art to 'flipping someone off'. The execution and duration of your gesture can make or break the effect of the insult. When performed just right, throwing a middle finger (or a double-handed two) is universally one of the most gratifying feelings, and experts attest that it's actually a sign of deference and defiance that’s been around for literally thousands of years.

Flipping people off is an act as old time. The ever-subversive ancient Greeks used their middle fingers to symbolize sex (not “making love” sex, the rude, derogatory kind) and it was used to express displeasure toward someone.

In ancient Rome, giving the finger was a physical threat. The Latin phrase for the middle finger digitus impudicus literally means “unchaste finger,” and the gesture was a symbol for anally penetrating men. The nod to anal rape isn’t entirely different (though more directly violent) from the “f__k you” meaning it has today. 
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Prior to the advent of photography, and later videography, the single-finger salute was a case of 'you had to be there', but according to the book Manual Concepts by FH Cushing (1892), Charles “Old Hoss” Radbourn of the 1889 Boston Beaneaters baseball team was immortalized with a middle finger up in a group photo taken of the Beaneaters and the New York Giants to relay his displeasure with his east coast rivals.

Many a celeb has expressed themselves digitally.

From the grainy black and white photo of Johnny Cash making his displeasure of San Quentin Prison's warden abundantly clear, to former POTUS George W Bush's 'one-finger victory salute' aimed at Democratic rival Ann Richards after his narrow win just prior to his televised victory speech, there's a long and varied history of people flipping off people.

Of course, being the dextrous types, humans have long used hand gestures to broadcast displeasure or aggression to our fellow man because it's much more effective to have an action accompany a slur, lest there be some form of misunderstanding of the emotions being experienced. Be it the flicking thumb from the front teeth from Shakespeare's day (it actually launches Romeo and Juliet), the Commonwealth's peace sign with the back of the hand to the target (a milder substitute for the Bird), or the Italian Corna (North America's sign for bull crap or call sign for a certain Texas university), we have been quite the creative lot when it comes to dissing our brethren.

Who says education is boring?

Friday 19 July 2024

Imagination!

Most people would recognize comedian Steve Harvey thanks to his long-standing role as host of the gameshow Family Feud, but less would know that Harvey is a self-made millionaire who has some pretty introspective talks available for your viewing pleasure on YouTube. One of those little golden nuggets surrounds his opinion that the Lord reaches out to you by gifting your imagination little inklings intended to spur personal growth or development. A devoutly religious man, Harvey is not shy in professing his faith, and thanks to the wonder of the Internet, has spread some goodwill and compassion far and wide in hopes that others will benefit from what he has to say.

One of his "preachings" centered around the aforementioned imagination. CLICK for his video.

"When you imagine things, it’s actually God showing you a preview of a coming attraction he has for you. The biggest dream killer is telling small minded people what’s in your imagination. Wondering why your friends or family shot down one of your best ideas? Because God gave it to you and not them. The things that have been in your imagination… you have to start working on them. These are the gifts that God has for you. Practically everything we use or purchase started out as an idea in someone’s imagination ... your cell phone, your car, etc. 

The things in your imagination aren’t there by chance. You have to act on them now."

Broderick Stephen Harvey was born into a tough life as the son of a WV coal miner, and thanks to a severe stutter, his dreams of making a name for himself in show business were shunned by his early teachers. After conquering his affliction, and following some life changes that eventually landed him in Ohio, Harvey found himself in dire straits, leading to a period of homelessness where his vehicle also served as his bedroom, using local gas station restrooms and swimming pools to maintain his personal hygiene. Through perseverance, determination, and focus, he eventually used his gift for entertaining and enlightening to realize his childhood dream of being on TV. (Wikipedia)

However, Harvey cannot be considered an overnight success.

His career, though considerable, has been a series of small successes that opened doors of opportunity that would trace a maze worthy of any respectable labyrinth. Never shy to use his failures and sort-of successes as fodder for his proclamations, his philanthropy is infamous, especially his vigour for helping single-parented young people. His comedic, engaging, self-effacing manner reaches millions with a message that centers around self-concept, self-confidence, and self-belief, a true stereotype of the "American Dream".

Reached this point in the post watch and didn't Steve's video?
Do yourself a favour and give it a try!
Trust me, you won't regret it!

Tuesday 16 July 2024

Nothing lasts forever!

This is a thought provoking story, a purely intentional occurrence aimed at educating the reader, a process that has been used for thousands of years as humans transitioned from the spoken word during communal gatherings to collections of parables bound in a book. 

The actual origin of the parable usually involves a nameless "Eastern" monarch, but its roots have been traced to the works of Persian Sufi poets like Rumi, Sanai and Attar of Nishapur. Attar records the fable of a powerful king who asks assembled wise men to create a ring that will make him happy when he is sad. After deliberation the sages hand him a simple ring with the Persian words "This too shall pass" etched on it, which has the desired effect. (CLICK)

Once a king called upon all of his wise men and asked them, "Is there a mantra or suggestion which works in every situation, in every circumstances, in every place and in every time. In every joy, every sorrow, every defeat and every victory? One answer for all questions? Something which can help me when none of you is available to advise me? Tell me is there any mantra?”

All the wise men were puzzled by the King’s question. They thought and thought. After a lengthy discussion, an old man suggested something which appealed to all of them. They went to the king and gave him something written on paper, with a condition that the king was not to see it out of curiosity.

Only in extreme danger, when the King finds himself alone and there seems to be no way, only then he can see it. The King put the papers under his Diamond ring.

Some time later, the neighbours attacked the Kingdom. King and his army fought bravely but lost the battle. The King had to flee on his horse. The enemies were following him. getting closer and closer. Suddenly the King found himself standing at the end of the road - that road was not going anywhere. Underneath there was a rocky valley thousand feet deep. If he jumped into it, he would be finished…and he could not return because it was a small road…the sound of enemy’s horses was approaching fast. The King became restless. There seemed to be no way.

Then suddenly he saw the Diamond in his ring shining in the sun, and he remembered the message hidden in the ring. He opened the diamond and read the message. The message was THIS TOO SHALL PASS.

The King read it . Again read it. Suddenly something struck him- Yes ! This too will pass. Only a few days ago, I was enjoying my kingdom. I was the mightiest of all the Kings. Yet today, the Kingdom and all my pleasures have gone. I am here trying to escape from enemies. Like those days of luxuries have gone, this day of danger too will pass. A calm came on his face. He kept standing there. The place where he was standing was full of natural beauty. He had never known that such a beautiful place was also a part of his Kingdom.

The revelation of the message had a great effect on him. He relaxed and forgot about those following him. After a few minutes he realized that the noise of the horses and the enemy coming was receding. They moved into some other part of the mountains and were nowhere near him.

The King was very brave. He reorganized his army and fought again. He defeated the enemy and regained his empire. When he returned to his empire after victory, he was received with much fanfare. The whole capital was rejoicing in the victory.

Everyone was in a festive mood. Flowers were being showered on King from every house, from every corner. People were dancing and singing. For a moment King said to himself, “ I am one of the bravest and greatest King. It is not easy to defeat me. With all the reception and celebration he saw an ego emerging in him. ”

Suddenly the Diamond of his ring flashed in the sunlight and reminded him of the message. He open it and read it again ... THIS TOO SHALL PASS.

He became silent. His face went through a total change - from the egoist he moved to a state of utter humbleness. If this too is going to pass, it is not yours. The defeat was not yours, the victory is not yours. You are just a watcher. Everything passes by. We are witnesses of all this. We are the perceivers. Life comes and goes. Happiness comes and goes. Sorrow comes and goes.

Now as you have read this story, just sit silently and evaluate your own life. This too will pass. Think of the moments of joy and victory in your life. Think of the moment of Sorrow and defeat. Are they permanent ? They all come and pass away.

Life just passes away. There is nothing permanent in this world. Every thing changes except the law of change. Think over it from your own perspective. You have seen all the changes. You have survived all setbacks, all defeats and all sorrows. All have passed away. The problems in the present, they too will pass away. Nothing remains forever. Joy and sorrow are the two faces of the same coin. They both will pass away. 

You are just a witness of change ... experience it, understand it, and be present.

This too shall pass!

Tuesday 2 July 2024

LIFE's morals

Sometimes we discover something that causes us pause, sparks some sort of reflection, and pushes in a slightly new direction. Since I started sharing thoughts regularly using this Blog platform, I've become a little more aware of that phenomenon, some of which I felt were good opportunities for educating. 

I have no idea where this little gem originated, and in truth, it really doesn't matter because it is quite likely that the original thoughts have been altered through multiple versions as the lesson it teaches is cause for introspection. I hope that in the event you haven't read this before, that it has a similar effect on you as it did on me. If you are particularly religious, and the manner it is written offends you, please accept my apologies, but be that as it may, the value is inside the message, not in the presentation.

Enjoy.

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God saw it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again saw it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again that it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you. 
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. 
I'm doing it as a public service. 
If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.

I hope that you're smiling right now.

Kilroy was here

The obvious question when you see this retro piece of graffiti is, "Who the heck was Kilroy?" To the best of my recollection, I was first introduced to this unique marking in early high school, and until I read the following blurb I had zero idea what the origin and significance of it was.

This is another one of those social media posts that struck a chord with me, but I have no way of proving (or disproving) the validity of the information. If the writing below is true, that's a pretty cool story! I didn't spend a great deal of time searching for validation because there seemed to be multiple versions of the marking, each with a geographical flavour. This site (CLICK) does lend itself to some credibility since it was a nationally sponsored contest in 1946 by the American Transit Association with hopes of solving the mystery, prompting dozens of Kilroys to come forward to say they were the inspiration. The winner was a shipyard worker named James J. Kilroy, who claimed to have coined the phrase when his superiors made him continually recheck welding rivots he’d already inspected. By writing Kilroy was here in a waxy crayon, he indicated that he’d already inspected that patch.

The graffiti is engraved in stone in the National War Memorial in Washington, DC, back in a small alcove where very few people have seen it. For the WWII generation, this will bring back memories. For younger folks, it's a bit of trivia that is a part of our American history. Anyone born in 1913 to about 1950, is familiar with Kilroy. No one knew why he was so well known-but everybody seemed to get into it. 

So who was Kilroy?

In 1946 the American Transit Association, through its radio program, "Speak to America ," sponsored a nationwide contest to find the real Kilroy, offering a prize of a real trolley car to the person who could prove himself to be the genuine article. Almost 40 men stepped forward to make that claim, but only James Kilroy from Halifax, Massachusetts, had evidence of his identity.

'Kilroy' was a 46-year old shipyard worker during the war who worked as a checker at the Fore River Shipyard in Quincy. His job was to go around & check on the number of rivets completed. Riveters were on piecework & got paid by the rivet. He would count a block of rivets & put a check mark in semi-waxed lumber chalk, so the rivets wouldn't be counted twice. When Kilroy went off duty, the riveters would erase the mark. Later on, an off-shift inspector would come through & count the rivets a second time, resulting in double pay for the riveters.

One day Kilroy's boss called him into his office. The foreman was upset about all the wages being paid to riveters, & asked him to investigate. It was then he realized what had been going on. The tight spaces he had to crawl in to check the rivets didn't lend themselves to lugging around a paint can & brush, so Kilroy decided to stick with the waxy chalk. He continued to put his check mark on each job he inspected, but added 'KILROY WAS HERE' in king-sized letters next to the check,& eventually added the sketch of the chap with the long nose peering over the fence & that became part of the Kilroy message.

Once he did that, the riveters stopped trying to wipe away his marks. Ordinarily the rivets & chalk marks would have been covered up with paint. With the war on, however, ships were leaving the Quincy Yard so fast that there wasn't time to paint them. As a result, Kilroy's inspection "trademark" was seen by thousands of servicemen who boarded the troopships the yard produced.

His message apparently rang a bell with the servicemen, because they picked it up & spread it all over Europe & the South Pacific.

Before war's end, "Kilroy" had been here, there, & every where on the long hauls to Berlin & Tokyo. To the troops outbound in those ships, however, he was a complete mystery; all they knew for sure was that someone named Kilroy had "been there first." As a joke, U.S. servicemen began placing the graffiti wherever they landed, claiming it was already there when they arrived.

Kilroy became the U.S. super-GI who had always "already been" wherever GIs went. It became a challenge to place the logo in the most unlikely places imaginable (it is said to be atop Mt. Everest, the Statue of Liberty, the underside of the Arc de Triomphe, & even scrawled in the dust on the moon.

As the war went on, the legend grew. Underwater demolition teams routinely sneaked ashore on Japanese-held islands in the Pacific to map the terrain for coming invasions by U.S. troops (& thus, presumably, were the first GI's there). On one occasion, however, they reported seeing enemy troops painting over the Kilroy logo!

To help prove his authenticity in 1946, James Kilroy brought along officials from the shipyard & some of the riveters. He won the trolley car, which he gave to his nine children as a Christmas gift & set it up as a playhouse in the Kilroy yard in Halifax, Massachusetts.


It really is amazing what you can find out there in cyberspace if you narrow your search and invest a little time. Kilroy can still be spotted around the globe, whether a continuation of the classic application, or a variation on a new theme, but with the growth of the Internet, it can also be found in images, paintings, cartoons, and merchandise.

This is yet another example of some notion that gains some traction and becomes a piece of pop culture.